SmackDown 03.07.08

  • Vickie, Edge & Teddy Long are in the ring. Edge says that Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08 is shaping up to be a depressing one. First off, the Undertaker’s winning streak is coming to an end, because Edge has never lost to the Undertaker, and won’t at the pay-per-view. Vickie chimes in, saying that tonight’s main event will showcase that again, as The Undertaker faces Edge, Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder in a 3-On-1 Handicap Match.
  • Edge continues, saying that Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08 will also be the end of the career of his guest tonight: Ric Flair. Flair comes out and says that despite Shawn Michaels’ comments on RAW 03.03.08, the showstopper will not stop this show, and his career will continue long after Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08.
  • Edge says he didn’t invite Flair to be his guest on “The Cutting Edge” to talk to Flair the retiree, he called him out to talk to Flair the loser, as Flair is one of The Undertaker’s previous Wrestlemania victims. When Edge asks Flair how it felt to lose to ‘Taker, Flair says it didn’t feel good - but Edge’s loss to the Undertaker is going to feel even worse, because even with his sham of a relationship, he’s still going to lose the World Heavyweight Championship at Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08.
  • As Vickie sputters indignantly, Edge says he refuses to let Flair talk to his fiancee like that, and says that next week there will be another 3-On-1 Handicap Match, only Edge, Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder will face Ric Flair. Vickie says she agrees to that, but adds that not only will it be a 3-On-1 Handicap Match, it will take place in a steel cage!
  • Festus, Jesse & CM Punk def. The Miz, John Morrison & Chavo Guerrero in a 6-Man Tag Team Match
  • Backstage, Jamie Noble comes up to Michelle McCool, and says they need to talk. Michelle agreess, then listens dumbfoundly when Noble says he knows she has the hots for him, but he has to let her go, as he’s not a one-woman man. Michelle shrugs, and pretends to accept it grudgingly.
  • MVP def. Batista by count-out to retain his United States Championship
  • Vickie & Edge are in the GM’s office when Jamie Noble comes in. Noble demands to face Chuck Palumbo tonight. Vickie tells him Palumbo is already in a match against Kane, but if Noble wants to fight, then she’ll make a match: Jamie Noble vs. The Big Show
  • It’s announced that Kim Kardsahian will be the official hostess of Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08
  • Eve Torres, Cherry, Maryse, Victoria and Michelle McCool come to the ring. Coach announces that they will be competing over the next 4 weeks, not only for bragging rights, but for a custom motorcycle from Beverly Hills Choppers. Fans will vote for their favorites via text message, and one of them will be eliminated each week. Tonight, they kick things off with a swimsuit competition. The ladies strut their stuff, although Victoria gets mad after she falls off the top rope and has trouble getting her covering off.
  • After the competition, Maryse and Eva Torres start fighting, while Victoria attacks Michelle McCool…and Cherry scampers up the ramp, out of harm’s way.
  • Kane def. Chuck Palumbo
  • Triple H: King of Kings will be released on DVD on March 25th, 2008.
  • The Big Shown def. Jamie Noble by DQ after a blatant low blow from Noble.
  • After the match, The Big Show attacks Noble, causing Noble to cough up blood.
  • The Big Show grabs a mic and says that after Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08, Floyd “Money” Mayweather’s professional career will be “bankrupt.”
  • Edge, Curt Hawkins & Zack Ryder def. The Undertaker in a 3-On-1 Handicap Match

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