the Mind’s Chew Toy

Plot: After taking his family to Wally World and to Europe, Clark W Griswold (Chase) decides the Griswold family will stay home this Christmas, and invites the whole clan to celebrate at their house. But, as the relatives keep arriving, and things begin to not go according to plan, Clark begins to worry his hopes for the perfect holiday might not match up with reality.

Plot: When her owner’s bulls are bull-napped by notorious outlaw Alameda Slim (Quaid), Maggie the cow (Barr) is sent to stay at a little farm named Patch Of Heaven. There she meets two more cows: Mrs. Calloway (Dench) and Grace (Tilly). When Maggie finds out her new owner is going to lose Patch of Heaven, she convinces Mrs. Calloway and Grace to help her capture Slim and use the reward money to help keep their home.

Plot: Pluto Nash (Murphy) is an ex-con. Years after acquiring a club, he’s made the place the biggest success on the moon. When Mogan (Pantoliano) tries to buy the club, he refuses. Next thing he knows, his club explodes. Now he, new waitress Dina (Dawson), and his bodyguard, Bruno (Quaid), need to find out who wants them dead. With the help of some of Pluto’s friends, they search for clues as to who the mysterious Rex Carter is, and why he wants to kill them.