the Mind’s Chew Toy

Plot: John Creasy (Washington) is a man wandering. When his old army pal decides to set him up with a job as a bodyguard in Mexico City for a young girl named Lupita (Fanning), he goes along mainly because he has nothing better to do. Inevitably, the young girl breaks through the crusty exterior and once again gives Creasy something to live for. When she’s kidnapped, Creasy will do whatever it takes to exact his revenge on those responsible.

Plot: Stu (Farrell) is a publicist. He spends every day shmoozing, trying to make people famous. He’s got a lovely wife (Mitchell), and a girlfriend (Holmes). His life is going great…until today, when he answered that ringing phone. Now he’s got someone trying to make him famous…and dead.