the Mind’s Chew Toy

Plot: When Larry (Larry The Cable Guy) and his buddies Bill (Engvall), and Everett (Qualls) are mistaken for Army Reservists, they’re loaded onto a plane – and mistakenly ejected in a Humvee over Mexico. Convinced they’re in the Middle East, the clueless wannabes save a village from a siege of bandits and become local heroes. But when the bandits strike back, Larry, Bill and Everett have to prove they aren’t just a joke.

Plot: The Necromongers are a vicious new species. Their goal: to eliminate humankind completely, thus opening their way to the “Underverse” - a type of Heaven for their people. Riddick (Diesel), an escaped criminal with a mysterious past, is now mankind’s only hope.