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★★½☆☆ In The Name Of The King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2008)

Plot: A simple family man (Statham) becomes a reluctant warrior after an army of murderous beasts commanded by an evil sorcerer (Liotta) ransacks his peaceful village and captures his wife (Forlani). Based on the Dungeon Series video games by Gas Powered Games.

 
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½☆☆☆☆ BloodRayne (2006)

Plot: An evil has spread across the land: vampires. But there is one who can stop them: Rayne (Loken). A Dhampir, she is the offspring of Kagan (Kingsley) - the leader of the vampires - and a human, who shares their thirst…and most of their weaknesses. Now she must find the three talismans - the heart, rib and eye of the first vampire - to become powerful enough to have a chance at defeating her father. Based on the Majesco video game by the same name.

 
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★★☆☆☆ Alone In The Dark (2005)

Plot: Edward Cranby (Slater) is a paranormal investigator. Previously employed by the government’s top-secret 713, he’s now trying to uncover certain artifacts from an ancient civilization that suddenly disappeared long ago. He’s not the only one, however…and another seeker has uncovered something more evil than the world has seen in 10,000 years. Based on the video game with the same name.

 
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★☆☆☆☆ House Of The Dead (2003)

Plot: A group of friends is on their way to the rave of the year. They arrived a little too late, and missed the boat to the island though. Luckily for them Captain Kirk (Prochnow) agrees to take them to La Isle De Morte - The Island of the Dead. When they get there, however, the rave is deserted, and before they know it, they’re up against the undead…in a fight for their lives. Based on the video game of the same name.

 
  
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