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Plot: Inspector Clouseau (Martin) teams up with a squad of detectives who are just as bumbling as he is. Their mission: Stop a globe-trotting thief who specializes in stealing historical artifacts.

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Plot: A mad scientist’s (Cleese) hunchbacked assistant, Igor (Cusack), dreams of winning the annual Evil Science Competition and becoming a mad scientist in his own right. Animated.

Plot: Wanting to get back to life in the swamp with Fiona (Diaz), Shrek (Myers) must find the heir to the throne of Far Far Away. With the help of Puss In Boots (Banderas) and Donkey (Murphy), he finds young Artie (Timberlake). Now he must convince this rebellious young man - who will grow up to be King Arthur - to come back and sit on the throne. Animated.

Plot: After their honeymoon, Shrek (Myers) and Princess Fiona (Diaz) are invited to visit Fiona’s parents in their kingdom of Far Far Away. The catch? Fiona’s parents don’t know about their daughter’s choice of husband - or her new look. Plus, the Fairy Godmother (Saunders) isn’t happy that Fiona didn’t marry her son, Prince Charming (Everett). Add in an assassin named Puss In Boots (Banderas), and Shrek, Fiona and Donkey (Murphy) are in big trouble. Animated.

Plot: Pluto Nash (Murphy) is an ex-con. Years after acquiring a club, he’s made the place the biggest success on the moon. When Mogan (Pantoliano) tries to buy the club, he refuses. Next thing he knows, his club explodes. Now he, new waitress Dina (Dawson), and his bodyguard, Bruno (Quaid), need to find out who wants them dead. With the help of some of Pluto’s friends, they search for clues as to who the mysterious Rex Carter is, and why he wants to kill them.

Plot: James Bond (Brosnan), while on a secret mission in South Korea, is captured. After 14 months of imprisonment, he is traded for Zao (Yune), the right-hand man of the general Bond killed before being captured. With a leak in British Intelligence, and Bond as the primary suspect, Bond must go on his own to track down Zao and find out what his association is with billionaire Gustav Graves (Stephens).

Plot: Someone, or something, is petrifying non-trueblooded students. Harry Potter (Radcliffe), with the help of friends Hermione (Watson) and Ron (Grint), must try and discover the source before Hogwarts has to close. Based on the book by J.K. Rowling.

Plot: Harry Potter (Radcliffe) is a normal boy. Or so he thinks, anyway, until Hagrid (Coltrane) shows up one day and tells Harry he’s a wizard, and a famous one at that - he was the only one evil Lord Voldemort attacked who survived. Hagrid takes Harry to Hogwarts, a school for young magicians, where he meets Ron Weasley (Grint) and Hermione Granger (Watson). But, with an evil plot building against Harry, it’s going to take everything he has to make it to his second year. Based on the book by J.K. Rowling.