the Mind’s Chew Toy

Plot: After their breakfast at White Castle, Harold (Cho) decides to pursue Maria (Garces), the girl of his dreams, to Amsterdam…and Kumar (Penn) is pulled along for the ride. On the way to Amsterdam, however, an overzealous airline passenger mistakes Kumar for a terrorist, and the plane is diverted. Now all they have to do is convince the Feds they aren’t terrorists and go find Maria. Easier said than done.

Plot: 500 years in the future, rogue spaceship captain Mal (Fillion) has been letting Simon (Maher) and his sister River (Glau) stay on his ship since Simon rescued River from the Alliance, the all-powerful government of the worlds. When the Alliance comes looking for River, Mal discovers that not only is she a powerful weapon, but she holds within her mind a secret that could destroy the Alliance. Based on the TV series FireFly.

Plot: It’s been 8 years since Scott Calvin (Allen) became Santa Claus, after the previous Santa fell off his roof. But, it seems there’s another clause that’s been overlooked: the Mrs. Clause. It turns out that Scott needs to get married by Christmas Eve, or he stops being Santa! His son, Charlie (Lloyd) is also getting into trouble at school with the principal, Carol (Mitchell). So, Curtis the elf (Breslin) comes up with a replacement for Santa while he goes to help his son: a life-sized Santa toy! Scott has 28 days and limited magic to find a wife, help out his son, and get back to the North Pole before the Santa toy wrecks Christmas!