SummerSlam 08.26.07

Kane def. Finlay
Backstage, Mr. McMahon, Coach, Armando Estrada, Teddy Long and William Regal are partying in the back. Santino Marella shows up, but Mr. McMahon kicks him out. MVP shows up and challenges Matt Hardy to a competition tonight.
Umaga def. Mr. Kennedy and Carlito in a Triple Threat Match to retain his Intercontinental Championship
A promo airs, saying The Undertaker will return at Unforgiven 09.16.07.
Rey Mysterio (covered in silver paint) def. Chavo Guerrero
Backstage, King Booker says that while Rey had a successful return, Triple H’s return will be a tragedy, and he will bow down to King Booker by the end of the night.
Before the Divas Match begins, Candice Michelle comes out and is seated in a throne in front of the announcers’ table.
Beth Phoenix wins the Divas Battle Royal, so will face Candice Michelle for the Women’s Championship.

Divas Battle Royal

MVP challenges Matt Hardy to a beer drinking contest. Hardy says that since he picked a subsitute for their boxing match at SNME, Hardy has a subsitute for tonight - “Stone Cold” Steve Austin! Austin comes down and has a beer with Hardy. MVP hands Austin a beer - and gets a stunner!
Backstage, Cryme Tyme shows up at the party. They say they are a lot like Vince - they like that money. Cryme Tyme, Teddy Long and Coach start dancing to the “money money yeah” chant. Regal starts dancing too, and Ron Simmons puts in his 2 cents.
John Morrison def. CM Punk to retain his ECW World Title
Triple H def. King Booker
A promo for Unforgiven 09.16.07 airs
Batista def. The Great Khali by DQ, so does not win the World Heavyweight Championship when The Great Khali hits Batista with a chair.
After the match, Batista avoids another chair shot and knocks The Great Khali down, then begins attacking Khali with the chair.
Backstage, Regal tells Mr. McMahon that there is a lady looking for him…and brings in The Fabolous Moolah and Mae Young. Regal tells Vince that Mae wants to have a relationship and have his kids. Mae jumps on Vince, kissing him. Regal and Moolah pull Mae off. Vince says that wasn’t so bad.
John Cena def. Randy Orton to retain his WWE Championship

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