- Maria is welcoming guests to the Season Premiere, including the Ying Yang Twins. Vince McMahon and Coach show up and when Maria asks where Vince’s son is, Vince assures he that he isn’t there tonight. Coach tells the Ying Yang Twins he’s their biggest fan..and calls them the kings of countryc. The Ying Yang Twins laugh it off, saying they like Hornswoggle better than they like him.
- New World Heavyweight Champion Batista makes his way to the ring. He said that The Great Khali has exercised his rematch clause, so, as it stands, it will be Batista vs. The Great Khali at No Mercy 10.07.07 in a Punjabi Prison Match. Mark Henry comes out, saying he doesn’t care about Batista’s upcoming match - he only cares about The Undertaker’s return to SmackDown next week in his match against Mark Henry…and Mark Henry wants a warm-up match, so challenges Batista to a match. He says he doesn’t even need Batista to put his new title on the line. Batista grabs the mic and tells Mark Henry “he’s as stupid as he is ugly”, and accepts the challenge.
- Backstage, RAW’s Jeff Hardy stops by to hang out with Maria and The Ying Yang Twins.
- Jimmy Wang Yang def. Jamie Noble after Noble is distracted by what looks to be Hornswoggle in the crowd - and turns out to be Shannon Moore crouching down wearing Hornswoggle’s hat.
- Backstage, Matt Hardy is about to win a football-toss challenge when MVP blocks his third throw, claiming “interception”. MVP again says he’s better than Matt Hardy. When Matt Hardy disagrees and asks him why he won’t put his United States Championship on the line, MVP says they need to focus of their Tag Team Match…next.
- “Stone Cold” Steve Austin and others talk about his character, Jack Conrad, in The Condemned, now on DVD.
- Deuce N’ Domino def. Matt Hardy & MVP in a non-title Tag Team Match after MVP and Matt Hardy start arguing during the match.
- After the match, MVP stalks off, blaming Matt Hardy for the loss
- Backstage, Teddy Long and the Rev. Bruce Bruce, Teddy Long and his groomsmen are getting ready for the wedding. When questioned about Kristal, Teddy Long admits they haven’t consumated the marriage yet.
- Michael Cole interviews Rey Mysterio in the middle of the ring. JBL interrups the interview, saying Cole is tossing Mysterio “softball” questions. JBL calls Mysterio a disgrace to the country and the show. Rey Mysterio says “I don’t think so”, and he thinks JBL is forgetting that Rey retired him. When JBL starts advancing on him, Rey Mysterio says he’s ready for Round 2. JBL says that he’d love to, but due to his contract as an announcer, he’s “not allowed” to beat up on the superstars. Instead, he’s got somebody else for Rey Mysterio to fight: Finlay. Finlay comes out and attacks Rey with the mic, then grabs his shillelagh and stands over Rey before walking out of the ring.
- Backstage, Jimmy Wang Yang, Carlito and Chuck Palumbo (riding his bike) stop by to see Maria and The Ying Yang Twins
- A recap of the wwe.com Beach Volleyball Competition for the 2007 Diva Search Finalists. Also, Naomi was eliminated this week. Up next for the Finalists: The Limbo
- Backstage, Kristal and her bridesmaids are getting ready, when Jagged Edge comes back and sings acapella for Kristal.
- Batista def. Mark Henry by DQ after The Great Khali interferes
- After the match, The Great Khali throws Batista into the steel steps before locking him in a vice grip, letting Mark Henry attack Batista, then The Great Khali delivers a chokeslam to Batista, leaving Batista lying in the ring.
- Rev. Bruce Bruce comes to the ring followed by all the guest of the wedding, including all the WWE Superstars and Vince McMahon. Hornswoggle crawls out from under the ring to sit next to Coach and Vince. Teddy Long comes to the ring, followed by the bridesmaids and groomsmen (with Ron Simmons as best man and Vickie Guerrero as matron of honor). Kristal comes out to the wedding march and falls making her way up the stairs, with Bruce Bruce saying she just “fell for her love”. Before the wedding begins, Jagged Edge performs “Let’s Get Married”. Jillian comes out to perform her own “original” song…until two of the Divas drag her out of the ring, to loud cheers. The wedding is again interrupted when Hornswoggle starts causing a commotion which Vince has to calm down. When Reb. Bruce Bruce asks if anyone has a reason why these two should not get married, speak now…The Godfather makes his way to the ring, followed by the “Ho Train”. When The Godfather brings up past memories, Teddy Long professes his love once again for Kristal. When The Godfather tries to get Ron Simmons to go for a “ride”, Teddy shoots him down…and puts his 2 cents in. As they leave, most of the men leave with The Godfather. The vows continue, but are interrupted again when Hornswoggle climbs into the ring and under Kristal’s dress…followed by Coach. Vince then gets up and chases Coach and Hornswoggle into the back. Kristal says “I do” and Teddy Long grabs his heart and collapses to the ground before he can say the same. As Kristal screams, Teddy is taken away in a stretcher.
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