- Coach & Mr. McMahon make their way to ring, where Coach says the search is continuing for Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate son. Naming some of the qualities they know Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate son has, he says no one on WWE fits the bill…and then Kane comes out. With Vince denying that Kane could be his son, Kane says Mr. McMahon owes him alot for all the missed birthdays, etc. - but Kane doesn’t want money…all he wants is Finlay. Vince, looking relieved, makes a match for SummerSlam 08.26.07: Kane vs. Finlay. Chris Masters comes out and says Kane could not be his son, because Chris Masters is - and he will prove it by beating Kane in a Masterlock Challenge.
- When Masters cannot lock in the Masterlock, Kane challenges Masters to reverse their roles. When Masters refuses, Kane chokeslams him. As Kane makes his way up the ramp, Chuck Palumbo makes his way to the ring, and Mr. McMahon makes a match between Palumbo & Chris Masters.
- Chuck Palumbo def. Chris Masters
- Chavo Guerrero def. Funaki after Chavo starts wrenching on Funaki’s leg.
- After the match, Chavo puts Rey Mysterio’s mask on Funaki, then slams a chair down on Funaki’s leg, yelling “2 days Rey”.
- A promo for Rey Mysterio airs, saying he will return this Sunday at SummerSlam 08.26.07
- Jamie Noble def. Jimmy Wang Yang to become the #1 Contender for the Cruiserweight Championship
- After the match, Noble crawls under the ring, trying to find Hornswoggle. When he can’t, he walks up the ramp - and Hornswoggle pops out from under a different part of the ring, laughing at him.
- In Teddy Long’s office, Kristal won’t show Teddy Long her bikini before the contest. MVP comes in, saying he’s much better than everyone. When Teddy Long asks him if he’s good enough to win the WWE Tag Team Titles by himself, MVP says that he can win the WWE Tag Team Titles with the next person who walks through Teddy’s door…and in comes Matt Hardy. Teddy Long announces that next week on SmackDown, it will be Matt Hardy & MVP vs. Deuce N’ Domino for the WWE Tag Team Championship.
- Backstage, Vince and Chuck Palumbo are talking backstage. When Vince says he’s into bikes, Chuck says his mom always said his dad was into bikes - and goes on to say that his dad was hit by an 18-wheeler. When Coach & Vince say they’re sorry, Chuk says they aren’t as sorry as his mom - she was driving the 18-wheeler.
- Deuce N’ Domino def. Eugene & Shannon Moore in a Tag Team Match
- A promo for Triple H airs, saying he will return at SummerSlam 08.26.07
- MVP comes out and shows off his basketball moves - he misses the layup, but makes the other two shots.
- Matt Hardy makes the 1st shot of the 1-On-1 Basketball Challenge after bouncing the basketball off MVP’s head. Before the Challenge can continue, Deuce N’ Domino come out and attack Matt Hardy & MVP.
- Mark Henry def. Brad Allen
- After the match, Mark Henry want to know what’s up with the Druids and the sand. The video screen shows Druids digging in the sand of Death Valley. They uncover a box, which turns out to be full of snakes and The Undertaker’s symbol.
- “South Carolina’s own Mae Young” wins the Divas Summer Bikini Contest, defeating Torrie Wilson, Kristal, Michelle McCool and Victoria. Victoria is upset, but the other three are happy for Mae - until she starts trying to take off her top.
- Jesse says Festus has the face of an “Iron Chef”
- Batista vs. Finlay ends in No Contest when The Great Khali interferes. Batista manages to block the 2-handed Claw, and knocks Khali out of the ring. When Batista is finally pulled off Khali, Khali staggers up the ramp, blood dripping from his forehead.
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