- MVP hosts the first “VIP Lounge”. He says he issued a challenged Matt Hardy to a boxing match at Saturday Night’s Main Event 08.18.07. Unfortunately, due to his “serious” heart condition, MVP will not be able to participate in the boxing match, so MVP has invited his “sparring partner” to take his place in the the match: Evander Holyfield. MVP then brings out the first guest in the “VIP Lounge”: Matt Hardy. MVP and Matt Hardy exchange words, with Matt Hardy saying he will show up for the boxing match against Evander Holyfield. Hearing that, MVP lets Matt Hardy know his next challenge is right now: The Masterlock Challenge.
- Matt Hardy loses The Masterlock Challenge against Chris Masters after MVP kicks him in the stomach.
- After he loses, Matt Hardy starts getting up - and MVP knocks him down again, saying he’s better than Matt Hardy.
- Backstage, Mr. McMahon and Coach are talking. Coach tells Vince that everyone at ECW checked out - except Big Daddy V. Surprised, then pleased, Vince says they need to check out everyone tonight, because he just has to know who his illegitimate child is.
- In a promo, Jesse says Festus looks like Mr. McMahon
- Deuce N’ Domino def. The Major Brothers in a Tag Team Match
- Mr. McMahon congratulates Teddy Long and Kristal on their recent engagement. The Great Khali and his translator come in and argue about his match with Kane. Teddy says The Great Khali will be in the main event, whether he likes it or not. Coach nudges Mr. McMahon and reminds him of that time in India…Mr. McMahon smiles, shakes The Great Khali’s hand, and says “that could be my son”
- A promo for Chuck Palumbo airs, saying he will be on SmackDown next week.
- Finlay vs. Jamie Noble ends in No Contest when Kane attacks Finlay outside of the ring. Kane throws Finlay into the ring, and is setting up for the chokeslam when Hornswoggle pushes Jamie Noble into Kane’s injusred ribs. Kane chokeslams Jamie Noble as payback - allowing Finlay to escape in the meantime.
- A promo for Rey Mysterio airs, saying he will return at SummerSlam 08.26.07
- Chavo Guerrero def.Shannon Moore
- After the match, Chavo grabs the Rey Mysterio mask he brought out with him and puts it on Shannon Moore, before delivering a 5-Star Frog Splash to Shannon Moore’s knee.
- Batista comes to the ring and says he’s had all week to deal with The Great Khali delivering the Claw to both Ric Flair and himself last week - and he’s upset. He says he’s going to defeat The Great Khali at SummerSlam 08.26.07. The Great Khali comes on the screen and says - through his translator - that he will crush Batista’s skull at SummerSlam 08.26.07 - and pops a basketball between his hands to demonstrate. Batsita responds by calling that “a nice trick” - but basketballs don’t hold grudges…and the Great Khali won’t be in the ring against a basketball at SummerSlam 08.26.07 for the World Heavyweight Championship.
- Backstage, Mr. McMahon and Coach speculate on the possibility that either Batista or The Great Khali could be Vince’s son. Coach says “anyone” could be Vince’s son - nd the male stripper shows up wearing baby clothes and starts dancing.
- Mark Henry def. Greg Cordona
- After the match, Mark Henry shows the video of him attacking The Undertaker again. The video is interrupted, showing druids in a desert digging, and says “Unforgiven”. Undertaker’s music hits, the lights go ot, and 2 Druids are standing in sand on the entrance ramp. The lights go out again and when they come back on, the Druids are gone, leaving only the sand.
- In Teddy’s office, Kristal asks Michelle McCool and Torrie Wilson to be her bridesmaids. They agree, and Victoria comes in with Kenny, all excited about being a bridesmaid. Kristal corrects her, saying that Victoria and Kenny are invited to the wedding though. Michelle says Victoria could give Kristal a gift by not showing up, and Victoria slaps her. Michelle goes to slap her back, but Victoria ducks, and Michelle ends up slapping Kenny instead. Victoria and Michelle start fighting, but Kenny and Teddy Long pull them apart, with Teddy telling Victoria and Michelle that their match is next.
- Backstage, Mr. McMahon and Coach come up to Jimmy Wang Yang and Funaki. Jimmy says “I’m your boy!”, with Funaki adding his mom “love you long time”. Kane shows up behind Coach and Vince, and claps his arms on their shoulders, saying “Dad”, then laughing.
- Michelle McCool def. Victoria
- A promo for The Game airs, saying he will return at SummerSlam 08.26.07
- Coach and Mr. McMahon are near Vince’s limo. Coach tells Vince he should be able to figure out who Vince’s illegitimate child is by Saturday Night’s Main Event 08.18.07, when they are interrupted by Howard Finkel. Coach stares at Finkel, and Vince looks apprehensive…then pushes Howard away and Vince and Coach hop into the limo.
- The Great Khali def. Kane
- After the match, Finlay shows up, attacking Kane with the shillelagh again. Batista comes into the ring, knocks Finlay down and goes after The Great Khali. He knocks Khali into the corner, then attacks FInlay again - until The Great Khali puts Batista into a 2-handed Claw until Batista passes out, leaving Batista twitching in the ring.
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