- Mr. McMahon and Coach are in the back. Coach says he has compiled all the data, and he thinks he will be able to say who Mr. McMahon’s illegitimate child is tonight. Coach asks if Vince is sure he’s told Coach everything. Vince says, “Well, there was one time in Kansas City in the 70’s…” Coach gulps and lets Mr. McMahon know that Coach himself was born in Kansas City in the 70’s. Mr. McMahon gulps and says “This is going to be a long night!”
- Batista & Kane def. Finlay & The Great Khali in a Tag Team Match, using everything from Hornswoggle as a battering ram to double chokeslam to knock down The Great Khali
- Backstage Mr. McMahon looks in a mirror and sees a younger image of himself. Shaking it off, he follows Coach out of the room. Ron Simmons shows up, looks in the mirror - and says his catchphrase.
- A promo for Triple H airs, saying he will return at SummerSlam 08.26.07
- Backstage, MVP and Evander “The Real Deal” Holyfield talk (well, MVP talks and Evander listens) about Evander’s boxing match against Matt Hardy tonight.
- Coach and Mr. McMahon are in the ring. Coach keeps talking about how the illegitimate child came about, but Mr. McMahon tells him to hurry it up. Coach says that due to a tryst in the early 80’s in Kentucky, the man who could be Mr. McMahon’s child…is Eugene. Mr. McMahon tells Eugene he’s not his son, and Eugene runs off. Coach says that Eugene could not be his son…instead, due to a Wrestlemania 2 after party, Melina could be his daughter. Mr. McMahon says Melina can not be his daughter, and implies that he hooked up with her at July 4th. She says that she hopes that she isn’t his daughter, because if she is, she’s going to take him for everything he’s got. Coach says there is just one more, but is hesitant about bringing him out. Mr. McMahon forces him to - and out comes “Stone Cold” Steve Austin! He says Vince could be his father, which Vince vehemently denies. Austin says the easy thing to do tonight would be to stun Vince, but Vince needs help with his “grapefruits”, and Austin has been thinking about what to do to help him with those…and kicks Vince between his legs, delivers a 2nd low blow to Vince, then stuns Coach. Austin grabs a couple of beers and celebrates, then gives Vince another beer to put between his legs. He stops, and gives another beer to Vince, saying they should drink to celebrate “Stone Cold” being back in the Garden. Vince goes to drink…and Austin stuns him.
- Evander practices in the back for his boxing match later tonight while MVP cheers him on
- John Cena def. Carlito by submission
- After the match, Randy Orton attacks John Cena, throwing him into the steel steps, then delivers the RKO to Cena on a steel chair.
- Backstage, Todd Grisham stops Randy Orton and tells him what he just did was brutal. Orton says what he just did was deliver a message, and he thinks John Cena got that message loud and clear.
- Special Guest Announcer Michael Buffer announces Matt Hardy and Evander “Real Deal” Holyfield’s stats (including that Holyfield will be going for his 5th title on October 13th), with MVP forcing him to announce MVP’s information.
- Matt Hardy is knocked down twice in the 1st round in his boxing match against Evander “Real Deal” Holyfield. When round 2 starts, Matt Hardy can barely keep his gloves up, so Evander starts walking away, refusing to beat on a helpless Hardy. MVP gets in Holyfield’s face, yelling at him for not beating on Hardy, until Holyfield has had enough, and clocks MVP, who drops like a stone while the ref calls for the bell. Holyfield goes to Hardy’s corner and gives him a hug for his effort.
- CM Punk & The Boogeyman def. John Morrison & Big Daddy V in a Tag Team Match
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