- Tonight’s episode is dedicated to “The Fabulous Moolah” Lillian Ellison (1993-2007)
- The re-formed DX (for one night only) make their way to the ring. As Triple H starts talking, Hornswoggle’s music hits, he comes out from under the ring and starts doing the “DX chop”. As DX tries to convince him that he’s not supposed to be part of this segment of the show, he starts getting sad. When HBK pokes fun at Hornswoggle, Hornswoggle grabs him in a arm bar, convincing Shawn to make an executive decision allowing Hornswoggle into DX. When Triple H tells Hornswoggle that while he may want to be a member of DX he’s not going to be, Hornswoggle says there is a monster under the ring. Triple H asks Shawn Michaels to go check. As Shawn is looking under the ring, he’s pulled under, only to emerge a short while later with worms hanging from his mouth.
- ECW’s The Boogeyman emerges from under the ring, and asks to join DX as well. Shawn Michaels makes another executive decision and tells him to get in line. As the 4 of them line up, and Triple H again gets ready to deliver the famous DX line, SmackDown’s The Great Khali’s music hits, and he and his translator make their way to the ring. Before Triple H can do anything, Shawn Michaels tells him that he “shouldn’t go there” because Shawn Michaels always ends up like a “Slim Jim”. Triple H just shrugs and tells Khali to get in the back.
- Coach comes out and says he’s shutting this nonsense down. Triple H tells Coach to calm down, or he’s going to tell Khali’s translator what Coach said about the Great Khali earlier. Coach laughs it off…and Triple H proceeds to whisper into the translator’s ear. After getting Shawn Michaels to verify what Triple H said is true, the translator tells The Great Khali, who advances on a suddenly frightened Coach and hits him over the head, knocking Coach out of the ring. The Great Khali follows Coach as he takes off up the ramp.
- With Shawn and Triple H now alone in the ring, Shawn says he doesn’t know who writes this, but that was just awful. Triple H says he doesn’t think anyone is writing this “crap” because they’re on strike. The crowd goes nuts, and he adds “but we’re not!”
- Beth Phoenix def. ECW’s Kelly Kelly easily
- Backstage, Santino Marella says that “Stone Cold” Steve Austin will not be here tonight. Just in case he does show up, Santino brought a paper bag, so Austin can “act his way out of it”
- Carlito and a new wrestler named “Joey” are in the ring. Carlito says Joey thinks he’s going to be facing Carlito tonight, but Carlito has found a replacement: Snitsky.
- Snitsky def. Joey easily
- After the match, Carlito raises Snitsky’s hand, then Snitsky attacks Carlito.
- A promo airs for Jeff Hardy.
- Jeff Hardy & SmackDown’s Rey Mysterio def. Mr. Kennedy & SmackDown’s Finlay in a Tag Team Match
- Backstage, Maria tells Santino that there is a rumor that “Stone Cold” Steve Austin is here. Santino laughs, and says it’s his night, and he’s going to the ring now to celebrate. When Maria protests, Santino says the chances of Austin showing up are as good as Austin winning an Oscar.
- Scenes are shown from Orlando, Florida as Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08 tickets went on sale this past Saturday.
- Santino and Maria make there way to the ring. Santino again says that “Stone Cold” Steve Austin is not here, but there is a celebrity in the audience, Scott Wiper, the director of The Condemned (2007). After picking on the director and the movie awhile longer, Santino turns his attention to the crowd. After again saying “Stone Cold” will not be here, Austin makes his way to the ring.
- Austin tells Santino that he’s been misquoting him, and he doesn’t like it when people misquote him, and sets Santino straight on some of his famous sayings. Austin then moves on to The Condemned, which Santino declares was so violent it made him vomit. Austin says he appreciates that Santino had an honest opinion, but when he comes out week after week, he’s trying to make a name on Austin, and that’s not going to happen. Saying he’s extending the olive branch of peace, Austin asks Santino if he’ll share a beer with him. Santino says no, saying that beer burns his throat, and he prefers red wine, the drink of the cultured. Still being nice, Austin says he came out to give Santino a copy of The Condemned, so he can really watch it, because Austin thinks it’s the best action movie of the past 10 years. Santino drops the DVD, saying he can’t put himself through that again.
- Austin stuns him, then lifts Santino into the corner, puts the DVD in his mouth, and walks off. Maria comes into the ring to check on Santino. Austin comes back in a beer truck, driving it to ringside, pulling a hose out of the truck, and giving Santino a beer bath with the high-pressure hose. Austin celebrates his usual way as Maria goes to check on Maria. Austin spots Maria…and picks up the hose again. Going from the reaction of the crowd, he hoses down both Santino and Maria, then turns the hose into the air, coating half the crowd. Smiling, Austin climbs onto the top of the truck to celebrate once again before getting down a giving Scott Wiper a beer.
- Backstage, Mr. McMahon is talking to Hornswoggle. He says that sometimes parents have to show tough love, and he’s going to show tough love at Survivor Series 11.18.07, when he puts Hornswoggle against The Great Khali!
- Backstage, Triple H says he’s been asked by WWE management to come out and, frankly, waste time, since “Stone Cold” sprayed beer all over the Staples center, and they need time to get things cleaned up. Shawn Michaels comes up to Triple H and tells him he’s got everything ready, and Triple H introduces “The D-Generation X Dancers”…which turns out to be the overweight male stripper. Triple H and Shawn show up again, and Triple H introduces girls he “keeps on hand”, straight from the Playboy mansion, Kendra and Bridget from “The Girls Next Door”.
- Accompanied by Hardcore Holly, Cody Rhodes makes his way to the ring. As Trevor Murdoch makes his way to the ring accompanied by Lance Cade, Mickie James stops by to wish Trevor good luck in his match.
- Cody Rhodes def. Trevor Murdoch despite Lance Cade trying to cheat.
- JR and talk about the passing of “The Fabulous Moolah” Lillian Ellison, and a video biography is shown of her life, highlighting her many accomplishments including her 28-year title reign, being the first woman to perform in a wrestling match in Madison Swaure Garden and her induction into the WWE Hall Of Fame.
- Super Crazy & “Hacksaw Jim Duggan” def. The World’s Greatest Tag Team
- RAW 3-hour 15th Anniversary Special on USA starts at December 10, 2007 at 8pm.
- DX def. Randy Orton & Umaga in a Tag Team Match, with Shawn Michaels delivering a superkick to Randy Orton for the win.
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