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October 1st, 2007 (Updated December 23, 2007). Filed under RAW.
- Mr. McMahon comes out, and enters the ring, where three men are already standing. Vince guarantees a victory in his match against Triple H tonight and shows a video montage of his wins over Triple H over the years. He goes on to introduce the three men: a 4-time All-American wrestling champion, a 5th-degree Tempo Karate champion and the Ohio State sumo champion, and says that they are here for a demonstration of what Vince will do to Triple H.
- Vince gets ready to face all three of them, then pauses, and calls out Triple H’s No Mercy 10.07.07 opponent: Umaga. Umaga comes out and attacks all 3 of the men, with Vince directiing his moves from the outside of the ring. When all three are down for the count, Vince raises Umaga’s hand in victory.
- Jeff Hardy, Paul London & Brian Kendrick def. Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch & Shelton Benjamin in a 6-Man Tag Team Match
- Backstage, Mr. McMahon welcomes back returning GM William Regal, and tells him to look after his son, Hornswoggle…who Regal promptly loses.
- Randy Orton, from Chicago, IL, says he has chosen not to appear on RAW tonight, as he is awaiting John Cena’s arrival for their match at No Mercy 10.07.07, and the highlights of Cena and Orton’s recent encounters is shown. Orton says he did what he did for a reason and taunts Cena, saying it’s not to his advantage to show up tonight, so that’s why he’s waiting in Chicago for their Last Man Standing Match.
- Highlights from 2007 Diva Finalists Competition #3: Obstacle Course are shown, courtesy of wwe.com. Next up: Diva Rapid-Fire, airing tomorrow on wwe.com.
- Backstage, Regal is still hunting for Hornswoggle, and runs into the Highlanders. Regal asks them why they didn’t accept the match against Brian Kendrick & Paul London. The Highlanders say they only attacked Kendrick & London last week to make a statement, and will only accept a match for the World Tag Team Championship.
- Hardcore Holly def. Cody Rhodes
- Beth Phoenix comes out and makes Lillian Garcia to announce her as the new Women’s Champion. Lillian does, but adds that it’s assuming that Beth beats Candice Michelle this Sunday at No Mercy 10.07.07. Phoenix attacks Lillia until Candice Michelle intervenes, and knocks Beth Phoenix out of the ring.
- As Triple H and Mr. McMahon both get into the ring, and Mr. McMahon yells for a ref…and out comes Carlito, wearing ref’s stripes.
- Mr. McMahon def. Triple H by DQ after Triple H, fed up with Carlito’s one-sided refereeing, knocks Carlito down so he can get his hands on Mr. McMahon.
- After the match, Triple H goes back to attack Mr. McMahon, but Umaga comes out and attacks Triple H. Triple H fights back, but Umaga knocks Triple H down. When Carlito jumps into the ring and knocks Triple H down again, it distracts Umaga long enough for Triple H to grab a sledgehammer from under the ring. Triple H climbs back into the ring, and Umaga still looks ready to attack…until Mr. McMahon pulls Umaga out of the ring.
- Santino Marella and Maria host “Marella At The Movies”, where he will review The Condemned, which he calls pathetic. Maria says she liked the movie, but Santino overrides her, and shows a video clip where he superimposes himself in the movie and tells “Stone Cold” is acting is horrible. Val Venis comes out, and invites Maria to be in his next movie. When Santino gets upset and goes to pull Maria out of the ring, Val says she can either be a part of his next movie, or one based on Santino’s skills, called “Superbad”. Santino attacks Val, and tries his best to injure one of Val’s legs before pulling Maria out of the ring.
- Backstage, Todd Grisham interviews John Cena. Grisham says that people are saying that Randy Orton has already won the match, psychologically. Cena says he will get up no matter what Randy Orton throws at him. Cena proclaims that at No Mercy 10.07.07, he will beat Randy Orton so bad, “they” will never forget it.
- Mickey James def. Melina when Melina is distracted after Hornswoggle pops up outside the ring.
- After the match, Melina chases Hornswoggle under the ring…and Hornswoggle comes out holding Melina’s bottom half of her outfit…then goes back underneath for the top. Melina peeks out and demands Hornswoggle give back her clothes. Hornswoggle laughs and runs off.
- Regal comes into his office to find Hornswoggle, still carrying Melina’s clothes. Regal grabs the clothes from him, and Hornswoggle kicks himself in the head. When Regal asks where he learned that from, Hornswoggle points to Steve-O, who shows up to say he’s looking for wussies for his show which premieres tonight after RAW…not cross-dressers, he adds, looking at Regal.
- Backstage, Steve-O runs into Ron SImmons, and says he’s a big fan…but Steve-O thinks he can toughen Ron Simmons up a little bit more. Ron gets up, grabs Steve-O and throws him through the exit door.
- John Cena def. Mr. Kennedy by submission
- After the match, Randy Orton (apparently not in Chicago) comes out and attacks John Cena, including hitting Cena with the steel steps and a video monitor before RKO’ing John Cena onto the announcer’s table. Orton then leans over Cena, and counts to 10.
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