• John Cena comes to the ring, and says that some of the fans may not be too happy with him after what happened at Unforgiven 09.16.07, and he wants to apologize for his actions over the past few weeks. But, tonight will be great, because he lost to Randy Orton! It feels great! He thanks his dad for showing up, and thanks Randy Orton for being stupid enough to think Cena intentionally got himself disqualified and he’s stupid enough to want a rematch. He also wants to thank Jonathan Coachman for agreeing with Orton and putting John Cena in a Last Man Standing Match against Randy Orton at No Mercy 10.07.07. And why is that great? Because what he did last night will be legal at No Mercy 10.07.07. Coach comes out and says he should be thanking Coach for still having a job, since Cena intentionally got his father involved in his match and then “put his hands on” Coach. Coach then goes on to say that tonight it will be Orton vs. Cena - Mr. Cena, John’s father.
  • Jeff Hardy def. Shelton Benjamin to retain the Intercontinental Championship
  • Video is shown of the first 2007 Diva Search Finalists Competition: Beach Volleyball. The blonds won. The 2nd Competition: “How Low Can You Go”, exclusively on wwe.com
  • Mr. McMahon calls Coach to his limo, and Vince says he’s worried about his predicament. Coach says after tonight, Vince won’t have to worry about “this” - and the camera pans back to show Hornswoggle taped into an child seat and eating Lucky Charms. Vince says that Hornswoggle is Coach’s responsibility tonight and makes Coach take Hornswoggle with him.
  • In the locker room, John Cena tells his father he shouldn’t wrestle tonight. Mr. Cena tells John he’s not going to let Coach strip the tile away from John, so he is going to wrestle. John tells his dad the risks are too great, but Mr. Cena refuses to budge. John heads off, muttering he will “take care of this”.
  • Santino bangs on the Diva’s dressing room door, calling for Maria. Jillian comes out and tells Santino that Maria doesn’t want to talk to him after what happened last week to Ron Simmons. Santino brings up The Condemned (2007) and compares “Stone Cold” Steve Austin’s performance to Britney Spears at the VMA’s, which upsets Jillian. Santino says he needs to impress Maria - Jillian suggest a country music duet, but Santino has a better idea, walking off and calling Jillian Lillian.
  • Backstage, Vince tells Coach again to keep an eye on Hornswoggle…and then hears Irish music coming from his office. They walk in there, and see that the whole office has been turned into an-Irish themed room. Hornswoggle pops up and starts throwing fake gold at Coach, who chases Hornswoggle out of the room. Still in the room, Vince turns and sees a donkey with a unicorn horn strapped to his head. He glares at the donkey before walking out.
  • “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan (representing the USA) def. Daivari (representing Iran) in a Flag Match
  • Cody Rhodes asks Coach if he can face Randy Orton instead of Cena’s father. Cena faces Coach and says that Coach should call off the match - or Cena won’t be responsible for what happens to anyone. Coach says he forgot to mention that Cena has a match against an opponent of Coach’s choosing. If Cena wins his match, his father won’t have to face Orton. But if he loses, Orton vs. Mr. Cena will happen.
  • Mr. McMahon comes out and invites his new son Hornswoggle, and tells Hornswoggle that he is putting Hornswoggle up for adoption, and brings out his new parents. When Mr. McMahon pushes him into the arms of his new father, Hornswoggle pulls down the guy’s pants and then attacks him. When Mr. McMahon then tries to convince the wife to sign the papers, Hornswoggle bites her. Vince tells Hornswoggle that he’s a disgrace to him and to his family…and tells Hornswoggle to get out of his life. Hornswoggle, looking sad, leaves. As Mr. McMahon tries to explain his actions to the crowd, Triple H makes his way to the ring. Triple H picks on Mr. McMahon, using lines like “did you do Hornswoggle’s mom on the yellow brick road, or did you wait until you got to Smurf village?”. Vince gets madder and madder, until he finally calls out Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch and leaves the ring.
  • Triple H def. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch in a Triple Threat Match while Carlito watches from the top of the ramp
  • After the match, Carlito, Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch attack Triple H. Brian Kendrick & Paul London come into the ring and attack Cade & Murdoch. When London, Kendrick, Cade & Murdoch are outside the ring, Triple H attacks Carlito. Carlito escapes from the ring. London & Kendrick get back in the ring and celebrate, then want to shake Triple H’s hand. Triple H pauses, then shakes their hands…then delivers the Pedigree to both of them.
  • Beth Phoenix comes out to the announcer’s table to watch the next match.
  • Candice Michelle & Mickie James def. Jillian Hall & Melina in a Tag Team Match
  • After the match, Beth Phoenix grabs the Women’s Championship, gets in the ring and thrusts the belt at Candice, then pushes her. Candice just stares at Beth as she walks away.
  • A preview from The Condemned (2007), focusing on “Stone Cold” Steve Austin’s performance, is shown.
  • Backstage, Coach tells Mr. McMahon he’s all set for the rest of the night…and says he thinks Vince has scarred Hornswoggle for life. Vince grins at that and gets in his limo. As the limo pulls off, the trunk opens to show Hornswoggle, who waves at Coach as the limo drives off.
  • Main Event next week: Triple H vs. Carlito in a Steel Cage Match
  • John Cena def. Santino Marella by DQ after Randy Orton interferes
  • After the match, Orton and Santino continue to beat on Cena, and Randy Orton handcuffs Cena to the bottom rope. Coach comes out and says he technically won his match by disqualification. Coach continues, saying that he neglected to mention that he had to win the match by either pinfall or submission. Since he didn’t, his father must still face Randy Orton…next.
  • Randy Orton def. Mr. Cena by DQ - with John Cena handcuffed to the bottom rope at ringside - when Cody Rhodes attacks Orton. Orton fights back, throwing Cody into the steel steps. Orton gets back into the ring and delivers an RKO to Mr Cena…then rushes out of the ring when Cena manages to undo the ropes from one of the ring posts and climb into the ring. Cena, still chained to the rope that is now in the middle of the ring, kneels over his dad and stares down Randy Orton.
 
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