- Mr. McMahon and Coach make their way to the ring. Saying Mr. Kennedy is suspended for “impersonating a McMahon”, Vince has Coach rip up the cover of the new RAW magazine with Mr. Kennedy on the cover. The Great Khali comes to the ring, and says that “things are looking up” can only refer to him. JBL comes to the ring, and says “things are looking up” could refer to his money-making skills. Jeff Hardy comes to the ring. Jeff says he knows his dad, but when he gets on a ladder everyone is “looking up”…and he’s come out to make sure he’s NOT Vince’s son. The woman’s attorney shows up on the video screen, and says that the client will reveal who the son is when she’s good and ready…and confirms that Jeff Hardy is not Vince’s son. Jeff says “Praise the Lord!”, which upsets Vince, who puts Jeff in a match tonight against The Great Khali.
- Paul London def. Lance Cade
- Backstage, Triple H is drawing on a posterboard. When he sees the camera, he turns it over to show that it says new Triple H shirts available at wwe.com.
- JR and Jerry Lawler say that the arena is surrounded by security and John Cena is barred from entering, thanks to his attack on GM William Regal last week.
- Backstage, Coach tells Mr. McMahon that he has banned John Cena from the arena because he doesn’t want to be attacked by Cena. Mr. McMahon says he doesn’t want the mother of his illegitimat child to make a fool of him tonight. Coach tells Mr. McMahon he has the #2 vote-getter at WWE.com for Mr. McMahon’s possible son: Stevie Richards. Mr. McMahon laughs and tells Stevie to get out of there. When Mr. McMahon asks Coach who got the most votes, Coach hesitantly tells him that the fans voted Triple H #1.
- Backstage, in an interview, Carlito says that he is full of surprises tonight - and, thanks to Acting GM Coach, he’s picked Triple H’s opponent…and he wants Triple H to pay close attention to what happens after the match.
- Triple H def. Shelton Benjamin despte Carlito trying to distract Triple H
- After the match, Carlito rolls into the ring with a steel chair, but Triple H hits first, causing Carlito to drop the chair. When Triple H picks it up, Carlito runs up the ramp. Coach comes out and says since Triple H has interefered in Mr. McMahon’s business the past couple of weeks, Triple H’s match agaist Carlito has been changed to a No Disqualification Match…for Carlito only.
- Randy Orton comes to the ring. He says John Cena is probably sitting at home with his father watching RAW, but Orton wants him to pay attention. Orton goes on to say that Unforgiven 09.16.07 will mark the 1-year anniversary of John Cena’s title reign…but back then Cena was clear-headed. Orton says that after kicking Cena’s dad in the head, Ortohas gotten into his head…and it will make Cena slip up, letting Randy Orton take his title. John Cena comes out of the crowd and attacks Orton, until security holds him back, letting Orton escape up the ring. Despite all the security, Cena keeps trying to force his way up the ring.
- Backstage, Coach asks Mr. McMahon what he should do. Mr. McMahon tells him to just do his job - and he wishes Regal was here. Cena, surrouned by security, makes his way past them. Vince breaks through the security, and Cena tells him that Orton will feel his vengeance, for himself, his father, and his entire family, which is something “even [Vince] can understand”
- Candice Michelle makes her way to the announcer’s table for the next match.
- Mickie James def. Jillian Hall
- Beth Phoenix comes out and knocks both Mickie and Jillian out of the ring. Candice Michelle comes into the ring and attacks Phoenix, but ends up lying in the middle of the ring after Phoenix strikes back.
- Santino says that it’s a sad time for Italy with the passing of Luciano Pavarotti…but at least he passed away before having to watch Stone Cold in The Condemned (2007) on DVD…and The Sandman makes his way to the ring.
- The Sandman def. Santino Marella by DQ after Santino grabs the Singapore cane. Santino misses The Sandman, and goes to break the cane over his knee…and only ends up hurting himself. The Sandman takes his cane back, but Santino dodges and escapes up the ring.
- Backstage, Ron Simmons and Maria are talking, and Maria asks Ron if she should tell Santino they should start dating other people. Santino comes up behind them and attacks Ron, before dragging Maria away.
- 2007 Diva Search Finalists: Brooke, Eve, J. Kim, Jessica, Lena, Lyndy, Naomi and Taryn. Now on wwe.com, the first contest: a Beach Volleyball competition.
- The Great Khali def. Jeff Hardy in an Inter-promotional Match
- SmackDown’s Batista comes out and spears The Great Khali before kicking him out of the ring, then stares down The Great Khali as Khali makes his way up the ramp.
- Mr. McMahon makes his way out to the ring, followed by all the male WWE Superstars. The superstars surround the ring, and Coach and Vince get into the ring. Vince asks which one of these men is his son. The woman’s attorney appears on the vid screen, and says that “according to his client’s wishes”, he first will announce a series of messages of who Vince’s son is NOT:
- “Your son is not ‘Extreme’“…so Vince dismisses the ECW superstars.
- “Your son has a fondness for gold“…so Vince dismisses everyone who has never been a champion.
- “Your son’s skin is fair“…so Vince dismisses everyone who isn’t Caucasian. When Coach questions Vince, Vince says he can stay, because the already know Coach isn’t his son.
- “Your son’s skin is fair…as is his hair“…so Vince dismisses everyone who isn’t a blond.”
- “Individual“…which gets rid of Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch…leaving Triple H, JBL and The Sandman in the ring.
- “Your son loves to play the game“…and Triple H looks stunned. Triple H and Vince glare at each other…
- …and the attorney says “Your son does indeed love to play the game, whether that game be hide-and-seek, horseshoes, or as seen on last week’s SmackDown, marbles“.
- The attorney continues saying things are “looking up” - but not for Mr. McMahon, for his son, HORNSWOGGLE.
- Hornswoggle comes out and hugs Mr. McMahon’s leg as Vince looks stunned. Vince starts stumping away, and Triple H comes out and puts a green hat on him.
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