- RAW tonight is on the Sci-Fi Channel.
- Randy Orton makes his way to the ring, looking disappointed. He says he spent the entire day in church, as he is positive he witnessed a miracle: John Cena walking out of SummerSlam 08.26.07 still the WWE Champion. He goes on to say that Cena got off lucky - this time…and Orton demaands a rematch. Cena comes out (stopping to say hi to his father, who is in the crowd). He tells Randy Orton that he had his chance at SummerSlam 08.26.07, but he “didn’t get the job done”. Cena says that because Orton lost, he moves down the food chain. Instead, Cena says his hometown wants to see one match: John Cena vs. Triple H. Regal comes out and tells Cena that he won’t be facing Triple H or Randy Orton tonight. Instead, he will face King Booker. As Cena is distracted by Booker’s entrace, Randy Orton tries to deliver the RKO, but Cena evades, causing Orton to storm out.
- Triple H returns to RAW tonight!
- Mr. Kennedy vs. Jeff Hardy ends in No Contest when Umaga comes into the ring. As Mr. Kennedy backs away, Umaga attacks Jeff Hardy. When Mr. Kennedy realizes that Umaga is attacking Hardy and not him, Kennedy starts cheering Umaga on.
- Excerpts from the Triple H vs. King Booker match last night on SummerSlam 08.26.07 are shown.
- Backstage, Coach asks Mr. McMahon what the big announcement is that Vince is going to reveal on Carlito’s Cabana. Vince says Coach will find out when everyone else does. They encounter Mr. Kennedy, and Vince lets Kennedy know that his middle name is Kennedy. As Mr. Kennedy walks off, Vince says “nice kid…but a funny walk” before walking off himself.
- Carlito hosts Carlito’s Cabana, and introduces his guest, Mr. McMahon. After saying he just celebrated his 50th birthday, Mr. McMahon says that he is going to sue the woman who filed the paternity suit for emotional distress if she does not reveal who his son is in the next 2 weeks. When Vince goes on to say everyone in the arena answers to him, Triple H makes his way to the ring. Triple H says he’s narrowed the pool of women who could be Vince’s illegitmate child’s mother, he’s narrowed it down to 4…and he’s brought them with him. #1 - the baggage check girl at the Pointiac SilverDome from Wrestlemania 3; #2 - One-eyed Wendy; #3 - Carlito’s sister (complete with apple and big hair); #4 - Frances/Frank. When Triple H asks the women if anyone may have had Vince’s baby, everyone except Frances/Frank raises their hand. Vince yells at the women to leave. Triple H says that he’s just trying to help him out…especially in light of the new rumors - that Vince is running an illegal rooster-fighting ring….eventually gets Mr. McMahon to say how much he loves roosters. As Vince wallks away, Carlito grabs Triple H and tells him he needs to respect their boss. When Carlito grabs an apple and starts chewing, Triple H gets right in his face…and Carlito spits the apple at him. Triple H looks up, smiles, and attacks Carlito, delivering the Pedigree to leave Carlito lying in the ring.
- Cody Rhodes, Brian Kendrick & Paul London def. Daivari, Charlie Haas and a newly-blond Shelton Benjamin in a 6-Man Tag Team Match
- Rey Mysterio returns to SmackDown this friday.
- Still in the ring, Daivari is spouting off…until Cryme Tyme interrupts, asking him what he’s saying. Cryme Tyme attack Daivari, and take his turban off his head, then sell it to a member of the crowd for $5. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch come out, throw out thier hats, and call Cryme Tyme in to the ring. Seeing the hat, Cryme Tyme takes Cade’s hat and run into the crowd, throwing the hat into the crowd.
- Backstage, Coach apologizes for the people who laughed at Mr. McMahon. Randy Orton storms in, stares at Mr. McMahon and demands a rematch against John Cena. Mr. McMahon says Orton doesn’t deserve another title shot…until Orton can prove to Vince he really wants another title shot.
- Beth Phoenix attacks Maria before their match can start, until the ref tells her to leave.
- Backstage, Todd Grisham interviews Candice Michelle. Snitsky interrupts the interview, saying he doesn’t know when to limit his destruction and to stop causing pain
- Backstage, Mr. McMahon tells Coach that he has a feeling he’ll find out who is son is by next week’s RAW at the latest. William Regal comes in, and tells Mr. McMahon that his whole family is coming to RAW next week to confront Vince - and they’re bringing their attorneys.
- John Cena def. King Booker by DQ when Randy Orton interferes.
- After the match, Orton and Booker team up to attack Cena. After Booker delivers the scissors kick, Booker lets Randy Orton have Cena. Orton lines up for his concussion kick - but stops before he hits Cena. Rolling out of the ring, Orton pulls Cena’s father out of the crowd and delivers the concussion kick to him instead.
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