- Mr. McMahon tells Coach to bring all the RAW Superstars to the ring, as Mr. McMahon wants to exercise his “freedom of expression”
- After the Superstars gather in the ring, Mr. McMahon comes out. He recaps the imo explosion of 2 months ago, and says that he staged his death to see if people actually cared. He got his answer - he is beloved. As Mr. McMahon is speaking, Coach comes out to stand by him. Mr. McMahon goes on to say that while he’s going to address several topics later on, first there will be a Battle Royal - and the winner will become the new General Manager of RAW.
- William Regal wins the Over-The-Top-Rope Battle Royal to become the new General Manager of RAW after smeaking into the ring and surprising The Sandman at the last moment.
- Trevor Murdoch
- Super Crazy
- Pal London
- Robby of The Highlanders
- JTG of Cryme Tyme
- King Booker
- Shad of Cryme Tyme
- Rory of The Highlanders
- Lance Cade
- Val Venis
- Brian Kendrick
- Umaga
- Mr. Kennedy
- “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan
- Cody Rhodes
- Carlito
- Shelton Benjamin
- The Sandman
- Backstage, Mr. McMahon rambles on about 2 letters about possible Congressional Investigations of WWE. When he notices Coach’s dejected look, he tells him he shouldn’t worry, because Coach isn’t out of a job - he’s just going to be William Regal’s assistant.
- A promo for Triple H airs, saying he will return at SummerSlam 08.26.07.
- In an interview, King Booker says that both Triple H and Booker’s opponent tonight, Jerry Lawler, are both pretenders to his crown. King Booker goes on to say that next week, the loser of tonight’s match between King Booker and Jerry “The King” Lawler will have to crown the winner on next week’s RAW.
- Snitsky def. Rory of The Highlanders very quickly.
- Backstage, Coach comes up to Mr. McMahon, and says his accountant is on the phone. After Mr. McMahon gets off the phone, Coach asks what happened. Mr. McMahon tells Coach that he is being audited by the IRS, and says the media will have a field day with this, before going on to say WWE and the media are both in the entertainment industry - and truth has nothing to do with the news anymore.
- Jillian Hall comes into the ring and mentions that Lillian has a new album coming out. Teasing the crowd, she asks if they want to hear Lillian sing, but then laughs and says that everyone wants to hear Jillian sing (despite the crowd’s huge response to Lillian. Mickey James comes out, interrupting Jillian’s “singing”, and the match is under way.
- Jillian Hall def. Mickey James
- Backstage, William Regal tells Coach he has always wanted to host a game show, so Coach needs to round up some contestants, and Regal will host a live version of his favorite American show, The Dating Game
- Carlito introduces his guest tonight for Carlito’s Cubana: John Cena. John Cena comes out, shoves Carlito down, and says that Carlito has let him host Cena’s Cubana, where he begins interviewing himself about what happened last week. He finishes off his interview with himself, and says it’s hs favorite part of the show: The top 3 reasons Cena should trash the cabana and beat the crap out of Carlito: a crack about the coconut drinks, a reference to Carlito and a banana, and because it’s cool. Cena attacks Carlito. Randy Orton sneaks up behind them, but Cena spots him and delivers an FU to Carlito while Orton scampers back up the ring. William Regal comes out and says that tonight that John Cena will face whoever Randy Orton and Carlito pick.
- Backstage, Randy Orton and Carlito tell William Regal that they have picked John Cena’s opponent for tonight: the Intercontinental Champion, Umaga. Regal agrees. As Orton and Carlito leave, Mr. McMahon tells Regal that his family was very unsupportive during his alleged death. Mr. McMahon says that now is the time for him to show the goodness he has inside, and it will put his family back together.
- King Booker def. Jerry Lawler thanks to a distraction by Queen Sharmell
- JR says that Lashley tore his rotator cuff last week in his match against Mr. Kennedy last week, and has surgery scheduled for tomorrow morning.
- Mr Kennedy comes to the ring and gloats about his victory over Lashley last week, before repeating his name over and over.
- William Regal is in the ring for the WWE Dating Game. The Bachelors: “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan, Ron Simmons and Santino Marella. The contestant: Maria. Maria asks the bachelors questions, including asking “Hacksaw” how he would be a gentleman (he wouldn’t call her a “Ho”), and asking Ron Simmons what he server Mara for breakfast in bed (”Spam”) or what war he would stop (”‘Nam”). Santino interrupts, saying she should just pick him. Maria says that it’s the worst Santino impression she’s ever heard. Maria ends up picking Ron Simmons, saying she likes the strong, silent type. Santino says they can’t go out, because he and Maria are a couple, with Maria protesting it’s just for fun…and Ron Simmons telling Santino to “Scram”. Santino goes to grab Maria, but Umaga starts walking out, and everybody clears the ring.
- Backstage, Coach signs and accepts a Summons for Mr. McMahon, then, after reading the documentation, rushes off to find Mr. McMahon.
- John Cena vs. Umaga ends in No Contest when Randy Orton and Carlito attack Cena as he is about to make Umaga tap out to the STFU.
- Carlito and Orton continue attacking Cena, setting him up in the corner for the charge by Umaga. Unfortunately for them, Umaga interprets their slaps the wrong way and attacks Orton and Carlito instead. As Orton and Carlito scamper out of the ring, William Regal comes out and makes a match for next week: Carlito & Randy Orton vs. John Cena & Umaga. Cena, now recovering, chases Orton up the ramp while Umaga slowly stalks after Carlito.
- Backstage, Mr. McMahon walks to the exit, smiling at the WWE Superstars as he passes. He walks out the exit door, pausing as the scene reminds him of the moments leading up to the limo explosion. Mr. McMahon gets into his limo - only to be stopped before he can close the door by Coach. Coach tells him about the Summons, saying that the State of Connecticut is filing a paternity suit against him for an illegitimate child he sired, leaving Mr. McMahon standing outside his limo, shaking his head.
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