RAW 03.24.08

  • John Cena makes his way to the ring. He says after weeks of “wrestle-tainment” between him, Triple H and Randy Orton, in 6 days “they dance” at Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08.
  • The Big Show makes his way to the ring and says that it doesn’t matter who wins Cena’s match at Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08, it’s going to be all about The Big Show ending Floyd Mayweather’s boxing career.
  • JBL comes out and says they can talk about making history all they want, JBL is the one that makes history, and he did it by revealing who the father of Hornswoggle actually is, and put him in the hospital while he cried for “daddy” - and he’s just getting started. And, at Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08, only his match has no rules. He asks if John Cena understands what he’s saying, Cena says he wasn’t listening, he was just remembering how he beat JBL at Wrestlemania 21.
  • Randy Orton comes to the ring and says that some people think The Big Show is going to knock out Mayweather; that JBL is going to beat down Finlay and that Cena or Triple H is going to win the match - but nobody is saying that Orton is going to retain his title. Orton says that everyone is going to be talking about him, then, when he retains.
  • Umaga makes his way to the ring and grabs the mic from Randy Orton. He grunts “Batista,” and screams something unintelligible. Cena says that he knows Samoan, and says that he wants to thank Umaga for his support, because he’s going to make sure there’s no way Orton will retain the championship.
  • Triple H comes to the ring. He starts off by announcing, that yes, he is wearing his new t-shirt and it is awesome. He says that the only reason any of them get in the ring everyday is for a WWE Championship title shot someday. And in Orlando, at the Citrus Bowl, there is a reason they are fighting in a place with no roof - because when Triple H, John Cena and Randy Orton go after the WWE Championship in a Triple Threat Match, they would have blown the roof off. Stepping up close to Cena, Triple H says on Sunday “the King of Kings” is going back on his throne, and there’s nothing Cena or Orton will be able to do about it.
  • As JBL and the rest start yelling at each other, GM William Regal comes out and says they all have a legitmate claim to being the standout performer at Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08 - and tonight they can prove it, in an 8-Man Tag Team Match. On one side, it will be Randy Orton, The Big Show, Umaga and JBL. Their opponents: Triple H, John Cena, Shawn Michaels and Ric Flair.
  • MVP & Carlito def. CM Punk & Chris Jericho in a Tag Team Match after Jericho misses MVP with a kick to the head and hits CM Punk instead
  • On the trinitron, Mr. Kennedy says he has predictions for Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08: Ric Flair retires, The Undertaker’s winning streak ends - and Mr. Kennedy wins the Money-In-The-Bank Ladder Match.
  • The Great Khali def. Hardcore Holly
  • Ric Flair comes to the ring. He says that he asked Shawn Michaels not to come out and get involved in his match against Vince McMahon last week, but he did, and Flair says he’s starting to lose respect for Michaels - and Michaels seems to be losing respect for him. Flair calls out Shawn Michaels.
  • Shawn Michaels comes out and says all he was doing is provide backup for Flair, which is what he thought Flair would have done. Flair says he doesn’t need anyone to tell him who he is. He’s feeling pretty good about himself. Flair pulls out the NWA Championship Belt which he won in 1981. Flair says he doesn’t care where it is or what year it is, Flair picked Shawn Michaels to prove on the grandest stage of the all, because he wants Shawn Michaels to bring out the best in him.
  • Shawn Michaels says he’s going to bring everything to Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08, and come Sunday, Flair is going to step in the ring with “Mr. Wrestlemania”.
  • Ric Flair says he would expect nothing less. Shawn Michaels says that before he goes, he wants to remind Flair of the story of Old Yeller. He says that on Sunday he’s going to take “Old Yeller” Flair behind the woodshed and put him out of his misery. Flair shouts “are you kidding me?” and slaps Michaels twice, telling Michaels to “do it now”. Michaels leaves, saying he’s going to put Flair “out of his misery.”
  • Excerpts are shown from The Big Show’s appearance last Friday on “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”.
  • JR announces that Maria is without a partner for her match at Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08, as Candice Michelle had surgery just hours ago.
  • Maria vs. Melina ends in No Contest when Ashley interrupts and starting to yell at Melina & Beth Phoenix. Santino Marella gets involved, and Jerry Lawler gets into the ring to attack Santino. GM William Regal comes out and announces that if they all want to get involved, then fine - it’s now going to be a 6-Person Intergender Tag Team Match
  • Santino Marella, Beth Phoenix & Melina def. Maria, Ashley & Jerry Lawler in a 6-Person Intergender Tag Team Match
  • Backstage, Triple H and John Cena come face to face. Triple H says 2 years ago, John Cena beat him at Wrestlemania, and it’s really irritating him, because he knows he didn’t get beat by the better man. Royal Rumble was his chance, and Cena was standing in his way. He beats 5 other guys in an Elimination Chamber, and again Cena was in his way. Cena tells him that it’s worse to watch for 6 months as a guy parades around with the WWE Championship you never lost. And at Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08, the Championship is coming home, so if Triple H wants to find Cena, he will be standing in Triple H’s way.
  • John Legend says he’s looking forward to performing “America The Beautiful” at Wrestlemania XXIV 03.30.08.
  • Triple H: King of Kings is coming to DVD tomorrow.
  • Ric Flair, Shawn Michaels, John Cena & Triple H def. Randy Orton, Umaga, The Big Show & JBL by submission in a 8-Man “Wrestlemania Showcase” Tag Team Match.
  • During the match, Finlay comes out and he and JBL attack each other on the ramp. A short while later, The Big Show walks out of the match after beating up the opposing team. Shawn Michaels knocks down Flair, who responds with a low blow that knocks Michaels out of the ring.

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