ECW 07.17.07

  • Per Johnny Nitro’s press agent, tonight will be the last night Johnny Nitro, the ECW Champion will be on ECW! He goes on to say Johnny Nitro will discuss more of this announcement in the ring later on tonight.
  • CM Punk def. Elijah Burke
  • Big Daddy V def. Tim Storm
  • The Miz is in the ring, and says Extreme Expose say they have a surprise for him tonight. Extreme Expose comes out and dances to “Like A Boy” by Ciara, fawning over The Miz while they do so.
  • Kevin Thorn def. Tommy Dreamer
  • After the match, Thorn keeps attacking, delivering his move “Original Sin”
  • In the ring, Johnny Nitro’s press agent is in the ring, and says that ECW will never see Johnny Nitro again…because he’s changed his name. And he introduces the new and improved…whoever. He comes out and says his name is not Johnny Nitro, it’s John Morrison, then goes on to say he’s been gifted his entire life, skipping 1st grade (and advancing straight to 3rd grade), in high school he was elected school president without even running, etc. etc. He then goes on to wonder what “CM Punk” stands for. After a few insults on his name (”Common Man” “Completely Miserable”, etc.), CM Punk comes to the ring. Morrison says he won’t fight Punk, and then asks him how he came up with his interesting name, before attacking Punk with a cheap shot, and then continuing the attack with the mic, leaving Punk lying in the ring.

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