the Mind’s Chew Toy

Plot: Dean is a 22-year old waiter at Shenaniganz, a local restaurant. While his friends are doing their best to make Shenaniganz live up to it’s name, he has to decide whether to keep waiting - or start doing.

Plot: After his partner Tom Lone (Chen) and family are killed by the infamous and elusive assassin Rogue (Li), FBI agent Jack Crawford (Statham) becomes obsessed with revenge as his world unravels into a vortex of guilt and betrayal.

Plot: When his ex-wife (Otto) drops off the kids for the weekend, Ray (Cruise) doesn’t expect it to be any more difficult than usual. When Ray goes to investigate an unusual lightning strike, he discovers an enormous three-legged robot rising out of the ground - and destroying everyone it sees. With the robots attacking every corner of the globe, where will he be able to go to keep his children safe? Based on the novel by H.G. Wells.

Plot: John (Wilson) and Jeremy (Vaughn) crash weddings. No matter what the wedding, they have a cover story to go with it - and a girl to go home with that night. Their only guideline - a strict set of rules that they live by. Things are going great - until John convinces Jeremy to break the rules.

Plot: New York, 1988: A crimewave is sweeping the city, killing policemen at the rate of two a month. Bobby (Phoenix) tries to stay out of things, but when his brother (Wahlberg), a Police Lieutenant, is wounded and he finds out his father (Duvall), a legendary Deputy Chief, could be next, he can no longer stay neutral…so joins forces with his brother for an all-out assault on gangsters like Nezhinsky (Veadov) and his organization.

Plot: Nick (Gibson) is good with the ladies, but bad with their feelings. Women adore him for his looks, but think he’s chauvinistic. Then, during a freak accident involving a hair dryer and a bathtub, his life changes. Suddenly, he can hear what any women thinks! At first thinking it’s a curse, he realizes what he can do with this new found gift - use it to undermine his new female boss, Darcey Maguire (Hunt), and get her job. Problem is, he starts falling for her.

Plot: Jonathan (Keaton) is approached by a man claiming to have received “messages” from Jonathan’s dead wife. This man is a big believer in Electronic Voice Phenomenon (E. V.P.), where the dead communicate with the living through voice and images. As Jonathan gets more involved in E. V.P., he discovers that not all the people who contact the living are good…

Plot: When his son Ryan (Cipes) is accidentally taken away from their home in the Zoo, Samson the Lion (Sutherland) sets out on a rescue mission. Determined to help in any way they can are his friends: Benny the Squirrel (Belushi), Nigel the Koala (Izzard), Bridget the Giraffe (Garofalo) and Larry the Snake (Kind). Together, they set out on a search for Ryan that will take them through New York City…and beyond. Animated.

Plot: Four friends, determined to escape the stress of their daily lives, and longing to once more to taste the freedom of the open road, take a cross-country motorcycle trip, only to find it takes more than leather jackets to truly experience the biker lifestyle.

Plot: Meet the Thornberrys. They travel throughout the world, taping segments for a nature show. Eliza, one of the Thornberry daughters, has a special gift: she has been granted the power to talk to animals. While out playing with her chimp, Darwin, and some cheetah cubs, one of the cubs is kidnapped by poachers. Now, she must overcome all and save the cheetah cub from the poachers. Animated. Based on the Nickelodeon channel cartoon series.

Plot: Willard (Glover) isn’t what you would call a happy guy. His father’s suicide continues to haunt him. His boss only keeps him around because of a promise made to Willard’s father before he died. He lives with his mom in the old family home, and he doesn’t have any friends. But, Willard finds an unexpected friend when he’s checking for rats in the basement. When his mouse friend is killed, Willard and his rat army are out for revenge.

Plot: In the midst of World War II, Sergeant Joe Enders (Cage), although injured, is the sole survivor of his first command. When he is released from the hospital, he is promoted and told of his new mission: He must protect the Navajo code the US is using, at any cost, even if that means killing his Navajo radio man, Yahzee (Beach), before he is captured by the Japanese. They are sent to Saipan, and Enders must discover if he has it within himself to fulfill his assignment.

Plot: Alexandra (Lauren), a gemologist, comes across a rare fire opal. Noticing what looks to be something inside it, she gives it to her friend to run some tests on. As he works, the gem splits open, revealing a Djinn (Divoff) - an ancient evil being with unlimited power, but with a catch - it can only be used to grant wishes. The Djinn, having been originally awakened by Alexandra, needs her to make three wishes, which he will grant, then take her soul…and unleash his fellow Djinn.

Plot: During a robbery gone awry, a statue breaks, revealing a fire red opal. During Morgana’s (Fields) escape, she unknowingly unleashes the Djinn (Divoff) - a being who is determined to unleash his race upon the earth. To do this, he must collect 1001 souls, but only by granting their wishes. Then, he needs to grant Morgana’s three wishes, since she awoke him.

Plot: When their childhood friend dies, 3 friends reunite at his funeral. They revisit their childhood memories - and discover one dream undone. They all made a pact when they were kids to find DB Cooper and his treasure - a man who stole money back in the 70’s, parachuted into the Oregon wilderness…then disappeared. They discover that their friend had gotten some maps together and had never lost the dream. So, they decide to go off on a camping/hiking trip to find the lost treasure.

Plot: After M’s (Dench) friend is killed right under their noses, British super-spy James Bond (Brosnan) is sent to protect King’s daughter, (Marceau), who may be the next target of Renard (Carlyle), a known terrorist. But Renard isn’t an ordinary foe, as a failed assassination attempt has left a bullet lodged in his brain, deadening his ability to feel pain. Based on the character created by Ian Fleming.

Plot: Chris (Harrington), on a back road in West Virginia, slams into a car that has stopped…thanks to barbed wire strung across the road. Chris joins the car’s group, and some of them, including Jessie (Dushku), set out to find a phone. On their way, they stumble upon a house in the middle of the woods…unfortunately, it’s the home of the mishapen “Mountain Men”, who have become something of a horror legend in these parts.